ain’t no way

A poem.


where did she goooo?

mah luuuv-ly?


ah wanna nooooo…
wh-r do u whar do u goooo?



“what?”

i’m talkin’ ‘boute that one renter,
you know,
with the smokin’ hot bod
and the mini pincher dog,
who we only ever saw
when they’d test the fire alarm?


the babe, not the dog.


h-h-h-ho-ho-way
h-h-h-ho-ho-way

“who’re you
yammering about now,
hm?
i told you the girl at Jasper’s funeral was
probably twelve.
it’s the GMOs in the food:
that’s why rule of sevens, dude.”

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Video: ¡Señor Que!

A Short Safe-for-Work Art Film

“The continuing adventures of everyone’s favourite third-rate ‘Doctor Who’ clone.”


Produced in 2012 //wd

Management would like to acknowledge & thank the participation of the involved, for their assistance in producing the above feature. It has been shortened from its original exhibition. It was made as a response to my dissatisfaction with post-secondary, and should not be taken seriously. For those interested, an unsanctioned IMDB listing can be found here.