a kiss before you pee

A poem.


i am simultaneously appalled by all the intimacy i see
on contemporary TV,
and frustrated that none of it actually actively involves me –

other than as a third-party,
being cuckolded by a wife who would rather experience it through a screen
than with the man she swears she loves unconditionally.
“sex is not the be-all, end-all of our propinquity,
darling-dearest honey sweetie”
and the movie’s full of jokes but she says it’s not a comedy.

thirty years ago you didn’t have to show it,
but if you had the chutzpah to imply the male erection,
you would be lucky if your film went wider than a festival selection.
but as if Scorsese doesn’t already argue daily for media preservation,
there go another dozen new shows each week up for investigation
in this problematic modern streaming pervasion.

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Video: don’t leave home without it

A Short Skin-Cancer PSA


Produced in 2012 //wd

Management would like to acknowledge & thank the participation of the involved, for their assistance in producing the above video. It was made as a university practicum, under the supervision of a non-profit third-party associated with the BC Cancer Agency. It was not directly sponsored by the BCCA.

Video: say hello to uncle bobby

A Short Parody of Tinto Brass’ 1980 Film “Caligula” and its Many Versions & Visions


Produced in 2009 //wd

Management would like to acknowledge & thank the participation of the involved, for their assistance in producing the above video. It has been shortened from its original exhibition. It was in no way shape or form endorsed by Penthouse International.

Video: one more night

A Short Safe-for-Work Art Film for Mature Viewers

“A demoralized person languishes on their circumstances.”


Produced in 2011 //wd

Management would like to acknowledge & thank the participation of the involved, for their assistance in producing the above feature.