Video: tunafish broccoli gerda

Two Short Parodies of Michael Haneke’s 1997 & 2007 “Funny Games” Duology

CONTAINS HUGE SPOILERS!


…And Now, the shot-for-shot American remake…

Produced in 2008 //wd

Management would like to acknowledge & thank the participation of the involved, for their assistance in producing the above video.

Video: only twenty minutes away

A Short Parody of Pier Paolo Pasolini’s 1975 Film “Salò”


Produced in 2008 //wd

Management would like to acknowledge & thank the participation of the involved, for their assistance in producing the above video.

Video: it’s not a movie

A Short Parody of Catherine Breillat’s 2001 Film “À ma sœur!” (“Fat Girl”)

CONTAINS HUGE SPOILERS!


Produced in 2008 //wd

Management would like to acknowledge & thank the participation of the involved, for their assistance in producing the above video.

Jay’s Take: The House on the Edge of the Park

A spoiler-free revisionist movie review.


Ruggero Deodato’s “House on the Edge of the Park” is straight up “genre trash”. Terrible movie. Review over. For those wondering why this lesser-discussed grindhouse rape-revenge “most disturbing movie of all-time” nominee is so bad, let’s talk. Come on, I know this spot over by the park where we can groove, baby. I’ll be quick (probably not).

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a reminder

A poem.


we sat side-by-side the other day –
so close and yet so far away,
and i could see the sunlight reflected off your steely-blue eyes
as i wondered if you even knew i drew breath.
so many sleepless nights, drained but restless
wishing i had your body against mine –
because i believed you alone could soothe me,
mitigate me,
love me and my touch
this time.

but i’ve been wrong before.

so like a thief i’ve stolen what i could
to fuel a fantasy that would.
your face, your look –
the freckles that dot like weathered wood.
placing you in-phase with others who came before,
dreaming that maybe i could enjoy those times more.
your life continues
and mine stands ignored.
i have to move on. i do.

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