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kitty kitty,
meow meow,
purr purr purr,
boyfriend cat in a state of durr.

naughty cat, boring cat,
lazy as can be,
not contributing to his grocery receipt.

typical male, being obscene,
scratching his jam and huffing his feet
like this is the set of his own pornography –
how does someone who keeps licking themselves
on my couch, rent-free,
seem to keep their stinky parts clean?

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