Tag: nonsense
if i were a caveman
A poem.

ahem:
if i were a cave man,
i wouldn’t be a strong man –
a warrior or a hunter
or hold a leadership position –
but i could at least be remembered
as a proud man.
i would sit by the lake
and smoke herb all-day from my wooden pipe
and think
and play with my dink
instead of fixing the crack in the basin
which is really just a naturally-occurring rock formation
at the base of a waterfall my wife & i
and our tribe call a kitchen sink.
i never said i would be the missing link –
only that i would think.
and touch my dink.
thank you.
//jf 11.2.2022
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accidental creampie

A poem.
jason
why is there a piece of paper with the words
“accidental creampie”
written on it
on our coffee table?
//jf 3.14.2021
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a boy walks into a bar
A micro story read in-the-style-of Sam Elliott.
I reckon that’s whiskey you’re drinking there, partner. Me, too. Nothing beats the stuff. Seems to go down smoother each time you drink it. Me, I’ve been drinking the stuff longer than I can recall. Longer than I bet your momma ever been with your pops! Yep, I’ve been around a while. Long enough to see a few things in my time. Things that change a man. I reckon there’s less out there that makes a man a man than the life he already lives. And what’s a life without learning a few lessons along the way, huh? Lessons that I can pass down? That’s right, I’m going to tell you a story…
Continue readingwhat do you feel like watching tonight?

A short story.
i dunno.
you never know.
i know i know, i’m just not a big tv watcher. you know that. youre lucky im still awake, im beat from working at the mill all day.
well here, give me the remote.
no you tell me what you want to watch and ill go to it.
i dont believe you!
come on why not?
you always do this, you say that i can pick and then i pick something and you say no!
what are you talking about, i never do that!
ok put on the new melissa mccarthy movie.
no no no
see? told you!
its just im allergic to bullshit.
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